It’s Monday, we have to make fun of bankers……..
An investment banker said he was going to concentrate on the big issues from now on. He sold me one in the street yesterday.
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Bankers are people that help you with problems you would not have had without them.
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A man visits his bank manager and says, “How do I start a small business?” The manager replies, “Start a large one and wait six months.”
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If you owe the bank £100, that’s your problem. If you owe the bank £100m, that’s the bank’s problem.
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Hospitals report that the hearts of bankers are in strong demand by transplant patients, because they’ve never been used.
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Bankers never die…They just lose interest.
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What’s the problem with banker jokes? Bankers don’t think they’re funny, normal people don’t think they’re jokes.
