Investment Joke Of The Day. Invest In Beer

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If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. 

With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00. 

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left. 

If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00. 

Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

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