Some of Murphy’s Laws:
- If anything can go wrong, it will.
- Nothing is ever as simple as it seems.
- Everything takes longer than you expect.
- Left to themselves all things go from bad to worse.
- Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
- Mother Nature is a bitch.
- It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
- If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
- If you can keep your head when, all around you, others are losing theirs, you just don’t understand the situation.
- For every human problem, there is a neat, simple solution — and it is always wrong.
