- The Dow is dropping so frequently they have decided to just add an ‘n’ to the end of it
- The economy is so bad, I saw the CEO of Wal-Mart shopping at Wal-Mart
- The economy is so bad, Bill Gates had to switch to dial up
- The economy is so bad, Barack Obama changed his slogan to “Maybe We Can!”
- The economy’s so bad, Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen
- The economy is so bad, that I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase was a bank
- The economy is so bad, I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail
- The economy is so bad, the Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates
- The economy is so bad, a certain celebutante changed her name to “Paris Holiday Inn.”
- McDonalds just added another item to its $1 value menu… Citigroup stock
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